Blowing Your Own Strumpet

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Blowing Your Own Strumpet
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Limbs contorted, they cavorted
'til their trystings were aborted
By the baleful imposition
Of an infant's inquisition :

"Who is this ?" he asked his father
Glad to note that Dad would rather
Answer with a strangled silence
Than his customary violence

"Didn't really sound like Mummy,
Though you looked to be quite chummy
I had seen her by the van stood
Just before you hid your manhood

With the ornamental cactus
Expertly belying practice.
Dear Pater, I begin to think
That p'aps you have more than one kink

I've been a long time quite suspicious
That your motives are malicious
In respect of the collective
To whom you fire your invective

Now it is with true preturbance
That we share the dire disturbance
Of your sporting Mother's Playtex
For a girlfriend ; made of Latex."