Dreams 8

Meanwhile in "Dogeaters Anonymous"

Gabriel: Hello everyone, I am a dogeater.

PETA: (they collectively push a button.)

Gabriel: His electrocuted body buzzes and his hairs stand on end.

PETA: Should we try Chinese water torture?

Gabriel: Why are you guys here?

PETA: You? What do you mean by "You GUYS?" It's we WOMEN.

Gabriel: Why are "YOU WE WOMEN?" here?

PETA: We have the right to attend this meeting.

Gabriel: Today we will be reading from the Big Book of Dogeaters Anonymous. Who would like to start on Page 55.

Trisha: I'll start. I was stuck in North Korea in the DM zone and I had nothing to eat. Gabriel suggested that I try Dog as a cultural experience. I felt horrific. I used to have a puppy named "Mimosa."

Gabriel: Trisha, is this your story? You got published?

Trisha: Keep to the subject of "Dogeating."

Gabriel: Ok.

Trisha: I looked all over for food as guns were trained on me. I found a pond and caught a fish and had some sashimi, but I was still hungry. I abstained. I did not eat Dog.

PETA; (Applause all wackers and dinkers!)