Freebirds 6

Jackie, dictating:

"I don't like Porcellians because..."

"Because?" asked Steve.

"I don't want you to write my autobiography."

"Why not?"

"You just take dictation."

"What's wrong with that?"

"AM I a found object?"

"You're beautiful Jackie."

"You always say that without any effect."

"AM I a found object?"

"I like your new book of children's stories."

"And then the Nay Seal found himself in the middle of the woods. There were no gorgeous blondes. There were two trees."

-Are you lost?

-Yes.

-Who are you?

"Someone who loves Steve.

-Steve is not gay.

-He's not.

-Is he bisexual?

-No.

-What is he then?

-He has no gender.

-He was once a hermaphrodite, then his penis was cut off?

-No.

-Where is he?

-You must ask the other tree.

-Where is Steve?

-In the lightbulb of your mind.

-Stop this shit! Where is Steve?

-In that castle.

The castle looked more like a mountain. Rien headed for the...

-What's going to happen to Rien, Steve.

-They're going to gut his insides and stick a lightbulb underneathe his throat and light him up. He'll still think he is alive when there is no life in him.

-It's so cruel.

-He's a Nazi.

-A French Nazi.