Korean American Comedian 1

Hello, how are you all tonight. I want to tell you how wonderful it is to see you all here. I've always wanted to be a comedian and doing stand-up was my lifelong dream. I come from Han-Gook, that is, Korea, the Southside, and I want to make a confession tonight. Let me whisper it to you. Come, give me your ears, lend me your ears for a while.

"I AM A GOOK! A FUCKING GOOK."

I'm glad I got that off my chest. IT's been sitting inside of me for such a long time. I've aborted it now. IT feels good. It feels soooooooooooooooooooooo good.

"Fucking Racist! Respect your own race! Get off the fucking stage!"

SNARKY tonight, aren't we. Ohhhh, I'm hurt. You hurt me bad.

(Giggling and some loud laughter.)

SO my name is Young Ju and I'm from South Korea. I grew up in the United States as a yellow man. I didn't realize that I was yellow for a long time....

"Get to your fucking point!"

SO I gotta tell you. It's not bad being yellow. I mean, I'm not THAT yellow. I mean, I wouldn't shoot and perch a KKK member.

"IS that the punch line? It's not funny. Get off the fucking stage!"

"Young Ju, get the fuck off! Your crowd's going to kill you!"

Young Ju got off the stage and rushed out of the Crib, a New York Comedy Bar. He took the subway to his patron's apartment and quickly fell asleep.