Please don't hate me

Please don't hate me
although I'm secretly a man who loves to be hated.
please don't call me a yellow nigger
unless you really mean it.

I can't hate you either,
your charm is alarmingly viral.
It effects all the defects of mankind
to be activated
or paralyzed
in such a a stunning fashion.

I can't deny that you are beautiful
but I don't date white girls.
I know, it's reverse sexism
but actually, I'm married.

but your charm is alarmingly virus-like
it sweeps across the willing,
but I can't quite put my finger on it
but I can't quite calculate your motives
but I believe
you may have some affection for me.

If you do, please please
make that affection political
and do something good for England.

I cannot deny that your charm is quite rife
with creative intent
And I cannot divest myself of my soul
and walk nude
lest I make myself a laughing stock
of medieval, jester fame
but I can tell you this
this that
you have charm beyond belief
like a jewel
sparkling
on an ugly finger.

Tis true I have not much to say
but I do have this to report
that your nature is noble
your intent good
but your bloods floam in fool's ponds
and makes calamity
of your soul.