Love and Mince Pies.

It's not easy to find somebody to love you. I was in Waitrose on Tuesday - they had a lot of mince pies and Christmas puddings - but I couldn't find somebody to love me. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough, the mince pies were kind of a distraction. I like mince pies. I like Christmas. Maybe this Christmas somebody will love me. Anyway, I'm going back to Waitrose on Friday, so maybe I'll ask at the desk. They deliver now, don't they. That'll make it easier. And they could bring me some more mince pies too. I'm sure she'll like mince pies. Everybody does. And everybody needs somebody to love them at Chrismas.