The cat
By swindonwoody
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human are such funny things
I watch them all the time
they think that I am just there
laying on their bed
but we are more intelligent
then they think
we train them very well
they soon get fed up with our meows
when we want feeding
we meow as loud as can be
when we don't want them
we stick our tails in the air
and go and lay somewhere
oh as for our hair brush me
i demand
make me purr
when you stroke me
and don't stop
oh wait a sec how dare you stop
and stick my tail in the air
and give you such a stare
oh and one more thing
i sleep where i want to
even if its on clear washing
its not easy being a cat
i demand a bed
so can rest my head
bring me fish
or a mouse or two
oh this is the life
for me
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As one who is owned by a cat,
As one who is owned by a cat, I can very much relate to this! I keep a very close eye indeed on my clean washing...
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