What Does The Future Hold For Nudism ?

As the title says “What does the future hold for nudism ?”
To me it seems rather bleak. What, with the invention of the mobile phone
and video cameras that are so small, any unsuspecting nudist could have it
unknowingly inserted into them.

Fear! that is their future. Fear of becoming the next big hit on Youtube.
Fear of checking their child’s mobile and seeing their naked rear end
lying in the sand, like a fleshy bike-rack.

It was never like that back in my days of early childhood. If they wanted to
disrobe, they could do so with impunity. Who was going to judge them ?
Not I.

It was a regular past-time of myself and my best friends at that time (my
nextdoor neighbours) to frequent the local nudist beach. Not to bask in the
hot 70’s sunshine in just our birthday suit’s.
Oh no! But to hide in the bushes or on the cliff top, for an amusing ogle.
Daring eachother to venture down actually onto the beach itself and parade
around. Staring at the unkempt, natural, 1970’s pubic mounds.
The thrill of the chase.
There are few things you'll find funnier, than being chased by a naked old
couple, on a hot, pebbly beach.
What a magical, wondrous time.
So many mam…sorry, memories. (cheap 70’s humour there).

So what is to become of the modern naturist ?
To be honest, I think they’ll do just fine.
As long as they stay away from sharp rocks and wasps nests.