Sad

Wait. Let’s get this straight.
I’m so sad
Because of you!
Some say glum, I say SAD
Sad to the bone
Sadder than sad
A side order of sad
Sad as a salmon stuck in a stinking net
So sad. Stupidly sad.
Sad like a squashed slug
Sad to go
A sad day
A sad solo
As sad as sad can be.
Ess. Ay. Dee.

So if you say to me
In a schizophrenic scene
That everything that ever happened that was bad
Is my fault
Wait, and get this straight:
IT’S YOUR FAULT THAT I’M SAD