The Naked Man

The Naked Man

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’m naked my balls dangling in the hall,
My pale pink skin squished up against a stranger’s wall,
They told me this would work,
But all I feel like now is one naked jerk,
Naked Man, Naked Man a guaranteed sex plan,
The Naked Man,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I went on a date with this guy, went to the bathroom and guess what I saw,
The Guy was in his birthday suit on the living room floor,
My eyes popped out it must have been chilly,
I just saw him stood there, dangling balls and a willy,
Naked Man, Naked Man a guaranteed sex ban,
The Naked Man,

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This guy went on a date with my daughter and when I cam home…
All I can say is this clown thought they were on their own,
My face went red my body on fire I felt the rage,
I was going to gut the Swine stick him and his hairy butt in a cage,
Naked Man, Naked Man a guaranteed murdered man,
The Naked Man