The Top Ten Ways to Know You’re “Special” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

10. You try to put shoelaces on your sandals.

9. You go to a shooting range with a squirt gun.

8. You bring your 3-Wood whenever you go miniature golfing.

7. You try to do the freestyle in a kiddie pool.

6. With front-row seats to a concert, you bring binoculars.

5. You try to moonwalk in high heels.

4. You have trouble spelling or pronouncing the word “a”.

3. Your dog rolls his eyes and sighs whenever you speak.

2. You ride a tricycle on the interstate.

1. (drum roll) You wear a helmet while playing solitaire.

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