Blackbird Rapper – Goes courting

Yo baby, glad I getz ya perchin on dis twig
you a sexy li’l momma an I needs ya real big.
Don be lookin so scared, jus’ hear my pitch
jus’ tell me cool or other, is ya bein’ ma bitch?
Suck it up!

‘Ere, what language is ‘at, ‘at your tryin to speak
‘ave you gotta bad deformity in your beak
If it’s somefing in your froat just give a little cough
An’ if that don’t work, then please fuck off!
Get gone!

Oh girl, I’s lovin’ it when you raps tough
I was knowing when I sees ya, dat you like a bit of rough
Jus’ swing dat booty, getcha tail in da air
Separate them feathers; I’s there, I’s there!
Pucker up!

Now listen sunshine, your doin in me ‘ead.
I ain’t gotta fuckin clue what you just said
From what I can gather, you on’y wantchya Nat King
Well dream on arsehole, you ain’t getting’ anyfing
Dream on!

Whatchya rappin’ is confusing to this horney bad boi
I’s sittin wit a boner and I’s gettin no joy
There’s a lot of cuties out there dat would love a second glance
If I can fly with this hard-on dey is gonna get da chance
Truck it up!

It’s a shame your such a retard cos you seem a nice bloke
An’ If you could speak proper, I fink we could make some yoke
But I been workin’ like a beaver tryna build this nest
And I ain’t gettin’ screwed by a bird that’s second best
So long!