Skunks are bloody smelly!

Skunk with brilliant stripe so white
You look so cute, yet smell like shite
I’d love to cuddle you so tight
But you're too bloody smelly

I’ve heard you called ‘malodorous’
(now there’s a word you could discuss)
But it’s not really worth the fuss
Cos it just means you’re smelly

Your bushy tail looks full of fun
All black and white (bit like a nun)
But you’ve got a dirty habit son
You’re awful bloody smelly

Some people have thought you a kitty
And it must be said, you are quite pretty
But your scent is best described as shitty
Cos you’re so bloody smelly

I think I’ll leave you well alone
Cos I’ve found out just how you’re prone
To spraying what so ain’t cologne
You're just to bloody smelly

My mum thought she did hear meow
And went to stroke but shouted WOW!
Oh FUCK! Who’s gone and dropped one now
It’s him, I said, he’s smelly

Dad bought a dog who barks and bites
And is always getting into fights
But even when he pees or shites
He’s not like you, you're smelly!