The Thong Of Fire

My Ass Is A Burning Thing
It’s Like A Fiery Ring
The Thong Filled My Wife With Desire
But Now My Ass Is A Ring Of Fire

CHORUS:
My Ass Feels Like A Burning Ring Of Fire
Every Time I Bend
The Thong Moves Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

My Ass Feels Like A Burning Ring Of Fire
It Couldn’t Feel Worse
If I Inserted Barbed Wire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

The Chemist Down The Street
Gave Me Cream So I Could Treat
I Used The Whole Tube On My Hole
But My Ass Is Still Like A Red-Hot Coal

CHORUS
My Ass Feels Like A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Can’t Sit Down
Or The Thong Goes Higher

And It Burns; Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire, This Thong Is Dire, Ice I Require,
Need Lose Attire, My Hole’s On Fire!