An outpouring of emotion

We were recently married, six years of love evolving into an eternally binding contract.

What a beautiful ceremony; what an unforgettable day.

An outpouring of emotion, tears rolled down both my cheeks. I had cried non-stop for 20 minutes. Ever the alpha male, I tried to hide it. But the floodgates were wide open; it just couldn't be helped.

A different expression was etched across my wife's face, however, as she furiously barged into the living room.

She fumed: "Why is it you can cry when your football team wins the cup and you can't even cry at our wedding!!"