Accrington Stanley, Chelsea, Liverpool, Leeds.......

I remember when our Son was three years old, he came to me he tried to ask me a question, but he didn't know how to put it in a sentence, I knew what he was trying to say.

I didn't want him contaminated, or led astray, so it was crucial that I gave him the right answer, so I said, “All you need to know is that Manchester United is the best football in the world, now off you go and play.”

He grew up to be a United supporter. Can you imagine if I had said another name?