The Endgame

At last .. ..

Mathematician– “Coffee or tea? “Yes thanks.”
 
Talk about squaring the circle!

At the Kruger Park while three bigshot maths profs were passed out
by the braaivleis fire the champ student painted the faces all rosy-red.
All waking up together they howled at their collaborators' red faces
until the greatest suddenly stopped. Why?
 
He who jumps to conclusions falls to their death. Avoid the fuck-up.
The road to Hell is paved with hidden assumptions. Assumptions
are the mother of all fuck-ups.

Finally .. ..
 
“We have one final item on the agenda …
“Yes. The adjournment.”
 
After the game the king and the pawn go into the same box.
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What is the difference between a lavatory and a coffin?
When you gotta go you gotta go!