Uncle Justice

Cigarettes cost a fortune these days! Five million a loose draw!

What I miss most since losing my job is the holidays.

Has anyone heard from Moses or Amos Bucks?

Thanks for all the email I don't know who you are and what you're talking about,

 your account is in the post.

I wondered why all the doctors wore masks until I got the bill.

Bena bena ben ben lolipop wimpydate! shaky-shaky bubblegum-milkshaky!
Did you hear “To be Mother” by FL Broke?

Did you see “Kissing Frogs” by Prince Cha Ming?

Was Buddy Bustud dadda babba ba bastad rabba?

Have you watched “Brown Splatters” with Hits the Fan from Wu Flung Dung?
I'm writing a sh*tty st*nk letter for a pta newspaper it's about dimwits. Everybody will read it.

Uncle Justice was here long arm and all watch out!.
Based on a true story. Put it in your pipe and smoke it.