MWM for MWF...

...are you an MWF that's been contemplating an affair for some time now but haven’t acted on it? Do you feel like your husband is little more than a hairless albino gorilla?

Are you sorely disappointed after reading many of the ads posted here by MWMs revealing that most of these men have communication skills barely greater than those of a knuckle dragging, tire swinging, pee stinking, shit-on-the-floor-and-role-in-it chimp? Is this the type of person worth risking your marriage over?

I'm looking woman with a warm personality, intelligence, passion, and, yes, attractiveness are all a good start. I relish a person with a sense of humor; someone who is willing to experience new things, perhaps a monkey biscuit.

So tell me, are you interested in a man who can put a smile on your face every time you think of him because you visualize him eating bananas, throwing peanuts and taking a dump while swinging on a tire? If so, write me back and let’s initiate a conversation that could possibly lead some monkeying around.

You never know, you just might be my Pri-Mate...