Ex Chauvinistic Pig

I've been accused of being they say
Somewhat a "Chauvinist Pig
Maybe it's because of my stature
Which is undoubtedly Large-Rather Big

But what of my conduct in general?
As my poems will probably show
That the answer to these accusations
Is a rather large, big, NO! NO! NO!

If I've offended the Ladies
Who take what I say the wrong way
I can only say now that I'm sorry
And make a new start from today