What's a tree

Please tell me granddad what's a tree?
Did monkeys play so hurriedly?
Did birds make nests and fly about?

I tell you child I do not know.
I tell you child it's quite a fix.
How did the world run out of sticks?

The internet will surely tell.
Well it was us.
Oh what the hell?

Now what's that smell?
It smells a lot like rats and roaches
If only the forests we had not toasted.