The Chanana

A banana was crossed with a cheetah;
faster than any man it could zip
but the Chanana escaped its keepers;
shedding its skin it gave them the slip.

 

So they crossed a blood hound with an onion
and they called it a bunion for short.
It tracked the chanana to a canyon
and chanana and bunion fought.

 

But though the wild Chanana did slay her
as it peeled the poor bunion alive
it wept over all her inner layers
and felt far, far too sad to survive.

 

So it fed itself to a Newmato
or a tomato crossed with a Newt
thats what comes you see when you mutate or
cross wild beasts with vegetables and fruit.