Dave the Brave

There once was a prince called Dave the Brave, son of a king called Trevor the Clever who loved a princess called Kitty the Pretty but Kitty the Pretty was kidnapped by Neville the Devil and taken to his Palace of Malice on the Isle of the vile where she was locked in an unescapable Room of Gloom.
And so Dave the Brave, with a crew of two set out on his sailing ship, the valiant galleon across the sea of glee, a sea that was constantly happy and full of laughing, smiling fish, to the isle of the vile.
And he took with him three weapons, the sword that roared, the spear that could hear and the shield that healed.
But Nevil the Devil got word that Dave the Brave was coming from his flying spy, the Eye in the Sky and so saying the spell "Stormus Enormous" he conjured up a storm to sink Dave the Brave's ship.
And by the storm Daves ship was gripped; in the stormy sea his ship was dipped, by claws of hail its sails were ripped and it, even upside down, was flipped but then Dave the Brave raised up the sword that roared and it roared so loudly that it scared the storm away.
Then Dave the Brave sailed on, past the rocks that mocked, strange rocks that laughed and jeered at passing ships and around the reef of grief, a strange reef that cried and wailed until he came atlast to the Isle of the vile
And once he was on the Isle of vile, he mounted his stallion that, like his galleon, was called valiant and rode along the path of wrath up the hills of chills to the peak that is bleak upon which sat the palace of malice.
But the palace of malice was surrounded by the mist that hissed and the reason that it hissed was because hiding in it was the terrifying Snake that shakes, a giant shaking serpent with a rattling tale.
But Dave the Brave was not afraid. He threw the spear that could hear and it heard the snake that shakes hissing and rattling its tail, it even heard its beating heart and that is how the spear hit its heart dead centre.
And when the snake that shakes was dead, the mist that hissed, that was really the smoke breathed out by the monsters giant mouth started to clear and Dave the Brave entered the Palace of Malice.
But then, finally, he came face to face with Neville the devil and Neville was wearing the Armour that was Far More; far more stronger, far more harder and far more indestructible than any other armour ever made.
And wearing that magic armour, Neville the Devil could not be beaten so, sadly, poor Dave the Brave, by Nevilles evil sword,  was slain.
Then, taking off the magic armour, Neville the Devil took some time to gloat over the defeated Dave, tossing his head back and laughing evilly.
But when he had killed Dave the Brave, Dave the Brave had landed upon the shield that healed and, as every one who studies legend knows, 'those who hold the shield that healed even to death shall never yield'.
Infact the shield that healed had healed up all of Daves wounds, breathed air back into his lungs and brought him back to life.
So then, suddenly, and much to Neville the Devils shock and surprise, up rose Dave the Brave again, his sword that roared roaring like a lion awakened and because Neville the Devil had taken off the armour that was far more so Dave the Braves sword was able to pierce his evil heart made from the slate of hate and shatter it in two.
Then, finally, when Neville the Devil was defeated, Dave the Brave was able to release Kitty the Pretty from her Room of Gloom.
"Oh Dave the Brave, I am saved", said Kitty the Pretty, rushing into his arms and hugging him.
Then Dave the Brave and Kitty the Pretty went back home on Daves galleon that was valiant and after that they both were married and lived happily together, forever and ever.