Proppe DUP

"No surrender", said Theresa May,  balancing uneasily on the head of an ulsterman outside No 10, "I'm still strong and stable".
She turned round to go into number 10 but the Ulsterman holding her up wasn't moving.
"We go inside now", she said to him.
"Ulster says no!", shouted the Ulsterman.
"Oh alright then", said Theresa May paying him.
Pocketing the money, the Ulsterman carried a wobbly Theresa May back into No 10.