A Song for Prince Charlie

 A Song for  Prince  Charlie 

Oh Charlie!

You razzle and dazzle us with your Harley.

With your gold stashed in an

Offshore haven

And  multiple servants to wipe your bottom

You sure are fit to be a King

For our glorious land

Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

All your duchy produce organically sourced

Your face is fashionably hued

Your views on climate change admirable

If only you declared your financial interest in

These topics...

Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

My folks call you Charles

Because you are a man of true class

Your taped conversations with your mistress

would make even Madonna blush!

Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

You prefer your first wife to be

A virgin

And second to be your best friend’s wife.

Charlie! Chralie! Charlie!

You sure are fit to be a King for

Our  our glorious country!