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Flatpack Frustration
1. The boxes arrived. She emptied out the contents and scrabbled around for the instructions. Upon finding them, since her Arabic was not up to...
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Chadpocalypse - 2:2 Blinded by the Light

Link to previous chapter. 2:2 Blinded by the Light Chad was guided into a chair by an overly zealous man in a white suit who didn’t seem to...
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White Fedora - A Craven Danger Mystery

Lucy Drake sat across from Craven Danger and lit a cigarette. “Ashtray?” “Receptacle!” said Craven. “What?” said Mrs. Drake. “Sorry, ma’am. I thought...
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Pad Life 2: X Marks The Spot

Grievous bodily harm to a voting booth. For or Against? Picture: Pixabay Creative Commons
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Coconut Porridge
“It means,” said the Oracle, “that you like or desire to eat some coconut porridge.” “But I have never eaten coconut porridge,” said Neo. “Nor did I...
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The Freedom to be Weird
A story inspired by these frisky fellows: ‘Inside a pony fetish festival’ 1. After a fifty hour week of purchase ledger, there was nothing he liked...
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On waking up to a genial erection

Don’t panic!
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Tower of Strength (IP) Part 4 of 4

'I wonder what else there is. What else we might set free by accident.'
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Tower of Strength (IP) Part 3 of 4

The Tower has summoned Strength to the Old Place, between Barclay's Bank and Marks and Spencer's.
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Saturday Night Fever

With apologies to the Bard.
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