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StoryCome Flobby Flarnett, Lard My Bog anthea011 years 6 months ago
StoryBrunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem anthea011 years 6 months ago
StoryA Duck anthea011 years 6 months ago
CollectionA few poems anthea011 years 6 months ago
StoryZebedee's Suicide Note anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryX-rated Organ In My Pocket anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryYou even been to Dungeness&;#063; anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryViking Vainly anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryWoman on Bus anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryThe Dear Waltz anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryUde to Vul Doonicun anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryRomancing the Scone anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryShall I compare me to a Bean called Mung&;#063; anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryPicaninny Circus anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryQuiet Breakfast anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryNine Roses anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryOh damn it all the good letters have gone anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryLucky Dip anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryMelancholy anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryKriticism (I can do that too) anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryJulie and Hannah, two Erotic Fantasies anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryHot and Cold anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryI Think If Anyone Deserves A Slice Of Crow... anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryGolf Coarse Proposal anthea011 years 8 months ago
StoryFat, seriously anthea011 years 8 months ago

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X-rated Organ In My Pocket

This was actually a parody of a Christian poem someone posted to a ML (as an exercise in Parody). I seem to have lost the original. ORGAN IN MY...

Brunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem

Bru- a beer, a Real Ale beer, nel, a bell rings when you die, U- , a name I call yourself, ni-, it's there below your thigh, vers-, a piece of...

Kriticism (I can do that too)

The following was my attempt at critiquing a poem submitted to a mailing list a while back. I won't reveal the original poet's name as he's very...

You even been to Dungeness&;#063;

"This," remarked Mr Smooth-it-away, "is the famous Slough of Despond - a disgrace to all the neighborhood"... (Nathaniel Hawthorne, "The Celestial...

Zebedee's Suicide Note

The price of tabasco is shocking these days, Alone, amid a crowd of seething phalaropes. I left my chequebook in San Sebastian: My toenails look...

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