Brunel University, Uxbridge: proposed anthem

Bru- a beer, a Real Ale beer,
nel, a bell rings when you die,
U- , a name I call yourself,
ni-, it's there below your thigh,
vers-, a piece of poetreeee,
i-, a pronoun just like yooooou,
ty, the secret of good teeeea
is to always let it brew, brew, brew, brew...

> This is just dreadful.
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