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Forum topicFish Siesta by mcmanaman markbrown319 years 6 months ago

My stories

Sonnet of the Famished Man

Girls are just meat, he said. You can't write love songs for a steak.
Cherry

A Birthday Ode To Jon Stone

Happy Birthday Jon! I'm posting this ode to Mr Stone a day early so fans have a chance to drink it in and flag it before the big day. Oooh - he'll be so thrilled!
Cherry

Wally Lomax, The Most Offensive Comedian In The World. No, Really.

If you even suspect you might find jokes about minors reenacting corprophagia between major religious figures offensive, then you really shouldn't read this poem.
Cherry

Heart of Class

We'll talk art and sup Dubonnet in a gallery in Dunstable. I'll show you the Monet if you show me your Constable.

Bad Pub Guide

At The Rat and Parrot I lied When I said I'd never cheated And you repeated the same old shit.

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