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My stories

Nigel the Knight

When playing games and contact sports, Nigel dressed in shirt and shorts, And forfeited traditional dress, For something weighing slightly less. It’s not easy for a modern Knight,
Cherry

Fruit

I’m sure I’ve been forgotten, I’m at the bottom of the pile, I know I’ve been forgotten, But I was happy for a while. When I was shining up on top, You squinted from the glare,

Not trying to bug you.

If I were a centipede I’d treat you to my charms. I’d wear a hundred pairs of shoes And scamper up your arms. If I were a dragon fly I’d hover ‘round your nose. Or if I were a beetle

School Report

At school my A was “Awful” My B was “Bad intentions” My C was “Could do better” My D was “Due detention” My E was “Ever Failing” My F was “Failed to care”

Rosie the Cheese Munching Monster.

Oh Rosie dear please, Oh Rosie dear please. Could you try to eat something but crackers and cheese? You consume wheels of Wensleydale two at a row,

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