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Body Parts For Sale

By randy-johnson on Tue, 24 Mar 2015

I sell people's body parts after I kidnap them. My business is immoral, what I do is very grim. I get a hundred grand for a kidney and a quarter of a...
Drama
Crime
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate PG

You lousy Pigs!

By randy-johnson on Sun, 22 Mar 2015

You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket. I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it! You lousy Pigs don't frighten me by putting your...
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

My Giraffe Neck

By randy-johnson on Thu, 19 Mar 2015

I have a long neck like a giraffe. When people see me, they laugh. My neck makes me twelve feet tall. I actually make Goliath look small. People's...
Humour
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate PG

A Doctor's Revenge

By randy-johnson on Tue, 17 Mar 2015

When I did him wrong, I knew that he'd try to get revenge in the future. He was a doctor who operated on me and he used the wrong suture. When I met...
Drama
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate U

I will see you again

By randy-johnson on Mon, 16 Mar 2015

When you died, I knew that it wasn't the end. One day in the future I will see you again. Living my life has been difficult because you're gone. But...
Other Non-fiction
Poem
Certificate U

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