randy-johnson

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My stories

I wanted to be romantic

I wanted to be romantic but It was foolish of me to even try. I wasted my cash when I hired a skywriter to write my proposal in the sky. I wanted to...

You Murdered My Family

When you murdered my family, it was a stupid thing to do. You killed them in cold blood and now I'm going to kill you. You shot me also but I...

Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk. He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk. You used all of the hot...

Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes. And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the...

Those Greek Customers!

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates. I whipped them all because they did something to aggravate. There was a very good...

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