randy-johnson
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Everybody deserves a second chance | randy-johnson | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
My stories
Yoda Stole My Soda
While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda. I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda. I walked over to his table and we exchanged words. I...
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- 433 reads
You Only Have Yourself To Blame
You're mad because I told your husband the truth. You cheated on him and I showed him the proof. Instead of being angry, you should be ashamed. You...
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- 348 reads
My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...
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- 443 reads
Charlotte
You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...
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- 696 reads
You Killed My Sister
One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...
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- 326 reads