randy-johnson

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StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson011 years 5 months ago

My stories

Thank you, God

Thank you, God for all of the things you've given to me. Thank you for my possessions and for letting me live in a land that's free. I don't go to church but I do worship you.

Life isn't always fair.

Life isn't always fair, things don't always go our way. Keep a stiff upper lip, tomorrow may be a better day. Don't give up when things are going bad.

Road Rash

When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled. But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed. Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the balls.

That damn beard!

My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard. She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird. People point and laugh wherever we go.

Turned away

My cousin lost his job and his home and he had nowhere to go. He asked his other relatives for a place to stay but they all said no. It was wrong of his relatives to turn him away.

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