When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled. But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed. Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the balls.
My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard. She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird. People point and laugh wherever we go.
My cousin lost his job and his home and he had nowhere to go. He asked his other relatives for a place to stay but they all said no. It was wrong of his relatives to turn him away.
Many people voted for Phil Bredesen but I didn't agree with their selection. I voted against him in last years election. Some people like him a lot. But I have to say that I do not.
