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ALL HALLOWS EVE
I used to think All Hallows Eve was harmless.
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THE INSIDE OUTSIDER
“Are we set to go Simon?...... Whadya you mean call you Simmo? What’s that, your wrestling name? Simpering Simmo Simmonds from Sidmouth? Oh, it’s your radio presenter name! Just you remember Simon , I’m the presenter here, you’re the water carrier. So I say again; are we set to go Simon? Whadya mean nearly? Nearly don’t cut it, moron. Get your head outa yer arse and get everything fuckin’ ready!
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SIDEKICKS, SERVANTS AND SECOND FIDDLES
SIDEKICKS, SERVANTS AND SECOND FIDDLES. In the City of London’s Cornhill, located in a building built in 1893 and originally a bank, there is a bar...
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Untitled
Both day and night he bore the sight Of a wife trapped in her bed; He'd never tell her rancid smell Upon his stomach fed. He never heard each...
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LILY LILAC KILLED MY WIFE!!!
LILY LILAC KILLED MY WIFE!!! There I’ve said it, it’s out in the open at last, uppercase, bold type, underlined, triple exclamation mark.
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