Alfie Penguin

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I have 20 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 12699 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

Aflie Penguin

By Alfie Penguin on Tue, 19 Mar 2013

How can I change this to a winning 5,7,5 Haiku combination?

By Alfie Penguin on Wed, 13 Feb 2013

She said, “Would I like to go back to her room for coffee.” She then whispered in my ear, “Billie boy...

By Alfie Penguin on Wed, 13 Feb 2013

Billie boy was not the winner of the triathlon, but was only returning Ray the Rave’s bike...

By Alfie Penguin on Wed, 13 Feb 2013

If only you could freeze frame the precious afternoon and live it forever...

By Alfie Penguin on Tue, 12 Feb 2013

I had crashed and burned it wasn’t going to happen, Billie Big Bananas was a dead man...