Alfie Penguin

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I have 20 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 12697 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

Aflie Penguin

By Alfie Penguin on Tue, 12 Feb 2013

I looked at her through my beer goggles, with my arm around Canoe Girl...

By Alfie Penguin on Mon, 11 Feb 2013

I was giving up on being rescued, and dreading the midnight hour when the bitch motor cycle gang, would start their initiation ceremony.

By Alfie Penguin on Mon, 11 Feb 2013

The only person who knew how to use the defibrillator was Ray the Rave, and he wasn’t in any position to give us a quick demo...

By Alfie Penguin on Sat, 09 Feb 2013

Two hangovers before tea, and an encounter with Canoe Girl, that isn’t how my Mondays normally pan out...

By Alfie Penguin on Sat, 09 Feb 2013

With no mates knocking about for a week’s holiday, which normally goes something like having a laugh, drinking beer, and chasing girls...