anthea
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I have 26 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 18487 times
and 6 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
A Duck
The duck The duck had an ugly patch of blood on its back. No feathers, just gore and skin, neat oblong, razed like a mown graveyard plot in the midst...
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- 700 reads
I Think If Anyone Deserves A Slice Of Crow...
I think if anyone deserves a slice of crow, it's Fred - And cramps and parsley too, if you're disposed to wail like that; It's little consolation for...
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- 617 reads
Hot and Cold
Blowing Hot and Cold This product can be heated up or served directly, on a plate It may be placed into a tup- perware container, to refrigerate and...
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- 625 reads
Dust Bag Churton
There used to be a bloke lived round our way who everybody knew as "Dust Bag Churton" coz he was into cleaning hoovers. Say you'd just been vacuuming...
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- 642 reads
Romancing the Scone
The Perils of Peregrina, Part 3 Another Best-Smelling Romanse by Barbarouse Cartwhorse The Story So Far-fetched: Peregrina Incongrue-Snaime was born...
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- 703 reads