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holiday gluttony
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” -Jon Stewart
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the empty
“I trust no one, not even myself.” -Joseph Stalin
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the protected
having never really set foot outside the bubble, the knowledge of the inside is of course extreme--- the ability to answer any question dealing with the sensibilities of
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go-go dancing to Rob Zombie
“Dancing is the poetry of the foot.” -John Dryden “And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” -Friedrich Nietzsche
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the x-mas tree salesman
every happy face, every twinkle in the eye approaches with or without a child, bundled up regardless of whether there is snow on the ground regardless whether it is actually cold outside &
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- 311 reads