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Andrew
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gobbers
where did s/he first learn to snort in the snot funneling it backwards right back up into his/her head until a slight headache occurred & then pursing her/his lips,
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- 356 reads
note to self
dear self, please try & do your best to refrain from stretching your arms up far & wide whilst in a room that has low ceilings & a ceiling fan to boot. sincerely,
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the doter
“doter” is one of those words that just makes you wanna smile--- why, you ask? well, whenever the word originated, it had, like all words, some meaning bestowed upon it, or it was used in
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lavatory thought development
did Picasso dream up Guernica while taking a shit & did Van Gogh fantasize about Starry Night whilst draining the lizard? how about Pollack---though we have been
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back into bed with Pakistan
like a lover who cheated on another & the cheatee has little to no self-esteem, or in the case of Pakistan, it just can’t get enough of sex with the US ($300 million a year in
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- 269 reads