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Shenzhou 9

By delapruch on Fri, 29 Jun 2012

remember when JFK wanted to show the Soviets just how big our dick was before the end of the 60’s by shooting our load deep into space, so as to be the first to ever land a man on the moon?
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the standard candle

By delapruch on Fri, 29 Jun 2012

s/he thought that s/he was something, growing up in a small town--- biggest fish, hottest thing running & everybody wanted a piece of him/her, but when s/he got bored of
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ticket outta here

By delapruch on Fri, 29 Jun 2012

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breaking ranks

By delapruch on Thu, 28 Jun 2012

oh, how they do not like it when you throw in the towel for their side (exhausted by the infernal beating of one’s head against the wall) & you join the adversary---
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the debriefing

By delapruch on Thu, 28 Jun 2012

a.”please state your name & rank for the record.” b.”private first class xxxxx xxxxxx, sir.” a.”are you aware of why you’re here, private?” b.”no, sir.”
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