Jonesy

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I have 24 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 18961 times and 4 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Inspiration Point

By Jonesy on Thu, 18 May 2006

The gnomes looked busy, but they knew it was only window dressing: The shop was a front for Satan. Always had been.
Other Fiction
Certificate U

Fat Blokes Keep Fallin' On My head

By Jonesy on Tue, 16 May 2006

Fat blokes keep fallin' on my head If they dont stop quickly pretty soon I will be dead
Humour
Certificate U

Chewing Gum Tree

By Jonesy on Sun, 14 May 2006

Chewing Gum Tree Just you and me My skin, your stretchy bark.
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Smug Delightful Features

By Jonesy on Sun, 14 May 2006

Jimmy Nesbitt I think you're shit And I wish you'd go away.
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

Elvis Was A Fatso

By Jonesy on Mon, 08 May 2006

Elvis was a fatso And he had some blue suede shoes But he isn't really dancing anymore. Far too many parties And bananas in his arteries Left him stoned and fat and rigid on the floor.
Humour
Certificate PG

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