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Philip Whiteland

Philip is a retired university lecturer in Human Resource Management. Turning 60 seems a very long time ago, now, largely because it is and the 'three score and ten' bit looms large on the horizon. If you can forgive him both of those facts, then you might just enjoy his writing. He lives on the edge of the Derbyshire Peak District, because that is as far as they will let him in. He was born and brought up, in Burton upon Trent, the home of the UK brewing industry, and spent much of his early years attempting to support that industry single-handedly. Much of his early writing was for the Derby Telegraph, Burton Mail's "times gone by" magazine and Mature Times which featured his recollections of growing up (allegedly) in the 1950s and 1960s. He christened his combination of nostalgia and comedy 'nostalgedy', he did consider 'comalgia' but he thought it sounded too much like an unfortunate medical condition.  His first five books of stories are mostly these 'nostalgedy' stories.

Philip is now focusing on his humorous fiction, particularly his Undertakers' series of stories featuring Josiah Oakshott and Archibald Thurble, along with the precocious pairing of Peregrine and Prudence who always seem to be one step ahead of the adults in their lives.  He has also written a series of childrens' stories about (originally) Packham and India, the two labradors at Old Tunrpike Farm (his daughter's care farm) and now Rohan and India.  These have been surprisingly popular with adults, too.  Also, a one-off period drama about a noble young lady and her resourceful maid, which was originally serialised here on ABCTales, during the dark days of the pandemic - The Chronicles of a Young Lady (and her Maid)

You can find all of Philip's published work at http://author.to/PhilipWhiteland

My stories

Bring Out Your Dead - Part 17

In which Josiah and Archibald finally meet their client. Possibly.

Bring Out Your Dead - Part 16

In which a number of parties set out for a road trip, with varying degrees of success.

If You're Happy And You Know It...

The pursuit of happiness...or rather, the avoidance of it, as far as the British are concerned.

Losing my (first) footing!

A story of a dissolute New Year's Eve which originally appeared in the collection ' Crutches for Ducks ' Happy New Year everyone!
Cherry

AlterNativity - Part 5 - A Stable Upbringing

This is the fifth and, at the moment, final instalment of my alternative nativity. Typically for me, this is the first story that I wrote some ten years ago (although it has been through a number of revisions since then). As you will see, having painted myself into something of a corner, there really wasn't any scope for sequels, so I've had to content myself with 'prequels' ever since. I do hope you enjoy it, but if you're easily offended you might want to give this one a miss! Thanks for reading the series (you can find all of the stories in The AlterNativity Collection ) and may I wish everyone here a peaceful and pleasant Christmas and a successful New Year. This story was originally published as part of the ' Steady Past Your Granny's ' collection of stories.

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