Nowt special, just a little something I wrote for someone when they retired a few years ago. Just found it going through an old box of papers, thought I'd post it on here for my own keeping.
In one hand I hold a Cadbury's chocolate fudge, in the other a nice cup of earl grey tea. On the note pad that sits in front of me, the heading; Spartan Diet Plans 2013
Death defying antics of a madman in disguise, His hopes and dreams are shattered, you can see it in his eyes. Tender hooks and egg shells creeping passed his door,
As I wandered through the forest on a really dark night, I came into a clearing to find a comforting sight. There on it's own was a great big wooden house,