Men and Boys

Babies on the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents on the back seat cause babies.
 
There are three stages of man–
He believes in Father Christmas
He does not believe in Father Christmas
He is Father Christmas
 
When is a real man allowed to cry?
 
–The scene where the brave dog dies of his wounds after saving his master's life.
 
–Standing looking at the wreck of the boss's car he'd just crashed.
–When he opens his severance check.
 
–When Joan Jett starts slowly unzipping her black leather jacket.

When a man and a woman fall in love

Instructions

STEPS

Say a prayer

1. Say your final prayer
2. Mumble your last words
3. Put your head between your knees
4. Kiss your arse goodbye

A crush

If a girl wants a boy only one thing can save him.
Run like hell. Run Now. Every man for himself.
Don't look back run like there's no tomorrow.

Marilyn Monroe– “What do you wear in bed?
“Chanel No. 5”

An invisible car came from nowhere crashed my car
and disappeared into nowhere.