Owen Money
well I know it's football but so what? If you don't like it then read something else.
MICHAEL (Even shorter in real life) Owen should be donning his red shirt any day now but something in the background of my Anfield dreams says he won't.
Let's look at what we know:
1: He would have to be bought back for more than they sold him for (12 mill is asked but the Toons have already broken their 15mil record in an offer and they only sold him for 8)
2: I get the feeling that relationships between MO and Rafa aren't great- Rafa doesn't want some Anfield hero coming in and taking the weight of support away from him and his new look champs. I think Rafa is stubborn and may make a stand on this one.
3:Everybody in the world (apart from most Newcastle fans, David Beckham and future Liverpoolo/England oponents) wants him to play up front for his beloved reds: He'll be happy and sop will Sven.
4: Rafa claims to already have too many strikers... yeah, but the best one is a midfeilder. Morientes looks like he's still worried his arch enemy sherlock holmes may be in the opposite defence line up and apart from a few headers he's looked about as dangerous as Michael J fox.
cisse has great speed and ability but isn't getting the service and pulls out of a lot of heavy tackles (not surprising really) and the Liverpool faithfull aren't really pouring confidence on him even though he's stated he's comitted to the club and the city.
Crouch looked ok for the nine seconds he's played
Baros is gone
Kewell should be dragged into a field and shot or, worse, sent to live back in Oz with Jasper.
Pongole? Only got played last night so he'd be cup tied and to rub Hopulier's nose in it then he'll be wrapped back in newspaper and stuck on a shelf in the garage next to that lava lamp and a box of old keys.
... so come on, show me where we're overladen with striking wonder.
We should swap Morientes for Owen and pretend there's been a time warp.
Richard x