There's a fight, sir!
By gristo
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There’s a fight, Sir
By the lockers, Sir
And Aidan’s battered Paul
Daniel’s strangled Jordan
Cos Jordan took his ball
Isaac’s ripped his shirt sir
And Michael spat on Sue
She was only trying to stop them
And she’s got it on her shoe!
The lunchtime supervisor left sir
She said she couldn’t stay
Jane’s crying in the toilets
And the Gerbil got away
Saqib knocked the cage Sir
The door, it just flipped back
And it ran behind the cupboard
And it’s stuck inside a crack.
We poked it with a stick, sir
But the powder paint got spilt
It’s all over the carpet
And that castle Connor built
I think you ought to come sir
Mildred Miles was sick
And all the boys were yelling
And Martin threw a brick
It nearly hit John Bailey
and he stepped on Sama's thumb
So shall I say you’re coming?
She's wants to call her mum
Shall we get the cleaners?
And can I mop the paint?
The new boy’s torn his jacket
And he thinks he’s going to faint.
The other teachers said Sir
That I should come to you
Cos you’re the head of Progress
So you’d know what to do.
Sir.
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Awesome write and very
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