Then and Now

I loved you when your tits were pert
I love you now they’re sagging
I remember when your Minge was tight
and you were mad for shagging.

I loved your cheeky minx-like pout
when caught with my best golf socks
and I am still drawn to your lips
though, fit to burst, with Botox

I loved you in bikini days
and that horn-inducing thong
I love you now but feel relieved
that you’ve bought a Sarong

I loved you when you lived each day
on crunchy rabbit food
but now I like, the way you suck
meat off spare ribs, seem rude.

I loved you when I spotted first
your dazzling cheeky grin
I love it still but much prefer
it with your dentures in

I loved your firm and lithe-like form;
I don’t think I’ve seen finer
but I won’t swap your wobbly bits,
for all the tea in china.

I loved you then, I love you now;
I’m not much of a poet
but you’ve my love and all my heart,
so be sure that you know it.