The boy who brings nonsense words to school

I am Ronald and I truly rule.
Why - because I bring nonsense words to school.
I answer “Yuzai!” to the register
And shout “nweep” when I get out of my chair.
“Quilly boo,” for any History answer
Makes Mr Johnson pull out all his hair.
I say that 2x2 is fourpoop
And 3x2 is brix.
Then London is in Frag-u-stuff
And Australia – Outertrix
At lunch when I asked for Squidgytoot
Miss Mulltree gave a funny look
So then I just said beep beep boop
Miss Mulltree said she’s ‘just the cook.’
After dinner I read Jabberwocky
And Mr Johnson gave me lots of praise
Said ‘was the first lesson I’d done properly
In days and days and days.’
I nodded muttering “pwezishaa,”
And went to tidy the library books.
Which I did with Alicia quietly.
Only silence really sucks.
So I started shouting “Jubjeree,”
And danced around the room.
But Mr Johnson called the headteacher,
Who said I’d be going home very soon.
I whistled and cried “da da daa,”
But it was the last thing that I said.
As mum came and brought the doctor
And they took me home to bed.