My friend

I have a friend called Mary
She likes all sorts of things
She likes to cuddle cuddly toys
And listen to birds that sing

She loves fresh colours of trees in leaf
And flowers in the spring
Primroses and cowslips
And all that sort of thing

The refreshing showers of April
And summertime and that
She’ll sometimes come and visit me
To stroke my fat old cat

She likes open fires in winter
Fresh snow upon the ground
Watching squirrels eat their nuts
From the store that they’ve just found

She likes her tot of whisky
Jack Daniels or Famous Grouse
Drinking lots of cups of tea
And vacuuming her house

The mooing sound of cows in fields
The clucking of a hen
But I’m very very pleased to say
She also likes old men

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